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Mel Brooks’ Silent Movie. I guess you’ll miss the best bit in it though, where the only person who speaks is the mime Marcel Marceau.

I mean, yeah, but the question was about what do I wish was on Lemmy.

There’s a whole sports server at fanatacus.social, but it doesn’t seem to get much engagement for some reason.

I wish there was more sports engagement, specifically college and pro football. It’s about the only thing that keeps me going back over to the other place.

Yes please

Look close, they’re some kind of hired security guard dressed up to look like police. They’re not real police… which probably won’t stop them from acting like they are.

Yeah, that’s exactly what I was thinking too….

Actually, users & active users went up last month.

Jimi Hendrix - “‘scuse me while I kiss this guy!”

When I was a little kid, I asked my grandfather what the bumps in the middle of the road (the reflectors) were for. He told me that it was so blind people could drive. It made perfect sense to me, and I believed that for longer than I should have!

“Updating our top story for tonight, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.” — Chevy Chase, Weekend Update

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What? Those can’t have ever existed, you’ve got to be making that up. You’re pulling my leg, right?!?

About 6-8 years ago, McDonald’s had a line of like, “gourmet” burgers that came with grilled onions on them and big leafs of Romaine lettuce, those things were delicious but they discontinued them after only like, six months.

I’m old enough to remember the first “adult” burger McDonald’s launched, the Arch Deluxe. It came on a potato bun and had a stone ground mustard that was delicious. They had a huge marketing push for it, but then gave up before it had a chance to really catch on. I thought it was really good (for McDonald’s), but they didn’t really give it time.

Assuming your current instance is on 19.0 or higher, which most instances are now. If your on an instance that’s still running 18, it isn’t available.

Orange. And when my students would ask why, I would tell them that it’s a bright color like red, but red is an angry color - stop, fire, mad emoji. Orange is a happy red!

Maybe, I don’t remember. I thought it was from a comedian, but I could be wrong. (Memory isn’t what it used to be. 🤷🏻)

I don’t remember the comedian, but I remember the joke:

“If they can dye it green for St. Patrick’s Day, why can’t they dye it blue the other days of the year?”

Ice is back with a brand new invention?

If you’re a fan of gritty police dramas, I continuously beat the drum for The Shield. It’s one of most tightly written series I’ve ever seen, with events from the very first episode affecting everything that comes after. Plots wind through multiple episodes and sometimes seasons.

All 7 seasons are currently on Hulu.