The Tasmanian trout lady was just catholic. It all makes sense now

This way they can scrape the bottom of the barrel salary wise

What really grinds my gears - literally - is having to have two sets of sockets because America. It’s really gets annoying when you lose your 10mm socket and the other one isn’t quite right, but you can’t work out is 18/32s is close enough and then you bust a nut.

That’s why when I grab my popcorn at the cinema I loudly proclaim “no homo” before going down on Bruce, my coworker.

Wouldn’t want it to get awkward

Yeah fuck randos. They smell.

Op is not underemployed - he is working 2 jobs

You forgot to be born rich and beautiful. That’s the thing you did wrong.

I rum a distillery and literally turn water into spirits. I just add a bit of yeast and sugar and boil that bad boy.

Guess I should call myself rum Jesus.

I was always partial to hotbot

Was altavista really a search engine?

Love how Bing chat just gets uncomfortable all the time and nopes out of most conversations

I lost my phone the other day. That sucks. But what really sucked is when I went and got a new Sim, chucked it in one of my old shitty phones, and then activated the new Sim with my company as a replacement, those motheruckers took 4 whole days to activate my new Sim.

It said it would only take 1-3 hours.

I had days wasted on the line with them, I knew they didn’t transfer it correctly and they just kept saying “please wait longer”. Like. What the fuck is waiting more going to do.

What was worse, is without access to SMS, I couldn’t port out to a new provider, couldn’t login to Facebook as backup messaging, couldn’t transfer money from my bank. Every step of the way I was fucked by 2fa and my douchebag phone company could not give a single shit.

Fuck you amaysim.

As soon as it came good I ported away from them within the hour. I really opened up my eyes to how much we rely on SMS communication these days for auth.

LOL, my nanna dies last week and I’m pretty cut up about it.

Would still film that video though. A boys gotta eat

Tell me you’re Australian without telling me you’re Australian

Except in this one instance where it would be delicious

They want a million dollars (AUD) for 1000m2 of farmland where I am, 1 hour commute to the nearest city

It’s on a flood plane

It’s advertised to people to use as “land banking” on the off chance that it might get rezoned in the next 20 years.

No problem with builders making money.

Why don’t I just erect an estate? Land is too expensive here, not the buildings. Very hard to make new land.

Of course, if you had been hoarding, you also would not have used anything on the king

What was all that shit about in the 90s then?