If Big Bopper didn’t die, I don’t think anyone would ever mention him.

David Bowie too.

Shitty year, honestly. Was technically the beginning of the end to the current climate. Pre 9/11 was the last good era.

Arnold got terminated that night.

Jew Mexico?

Better to die fighting then to die on your knees.

AOL sent my dad a transcript of me in a chatroom saying Will Smith looks like a dick with ears.

Cereal always went great. Especially the feeling of cold milk.

I’m sure the immigrant nannies are doing the raising.

Chungking Express