my sweater had too much static so I took it back and they gave me another one free of charge
Gotta add lil jimmy Earthbound, the little boy with a hat who smashes people off the screen yelling “Pecan Fire!”
Ave! True to Caesar!
I just have a hedgehog that tells me to smoke weed all day. His name’s Sebastian
s̵̙̏a̸͇̒v̴̛̪e̶͕͌ ̶̤̍t̵͔̎ẖ̵̛e̷̘̐m̵͈̕
I suddenly feel like I’m not living up to potential
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Hopefully, face down in garbage
She work hard for the money
I am become youtube
Time to load up the simulation
This is sooooo gross blonde taste like hay gotta have that spicy red head
Bread by dawn! BREAD BY DAWN!
Instead of “I beez in the trap” … “I’m emulating the work ethic of bees by becoming a successful entrepreneur!”
I hope the Pacific is as blue as it is in my dreams
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