Had a binder for FFVIII. Printed the entire walkthrough from GameFAQs. Fond memories.

Cat owners always ask how to train a cat to use the toilet. But one thing Youtube, Google, or any other search won’t tell you is that this is one way NOT to train your cat to use the toilet.

Hey! They could take some… oh, no…

～(つˆ0ˆ)つ｡☆ The stars at night are big and bright clap clap clap clap

Exactly. Worm-brain didn’t 4D-chess enough to realize that pissing on a megacorp to sell more snake oil is a bad idea when that megacorp is a megacorp…

No, thanks. I’ve seen what those things are really capable of when an undead mummy wants to take over the world. I’m calling Brendan Fraser!

Well, it’s not a bowl.

It’s really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really fun to think about taking a speed of light ride.

Easy, stored in the bee-balls, that’s why they’re called BBs.

…the BABY!

Too Little Too Late

The '95 Sega Genesis X-Men 2: Clone Wars is still my favorite Wolverine in gaming. Just felt like a chunky tank that destroyed everything and the gameplay was fun (and Psylocke, of course).

Where‽ …ya know, so I can avoid them extra hard.

So, my aunt was there and said she was in charge of securing the trees. Said the trees in front of the student union only took 3 hours to secure.

Well, from the picture he’s already had a blow-out. Hope JD packed an extra change of clothes.

Ok, you all cross the bridge, I’m about to level up!

Of course it is! They didn’t have tripods in the 1st century, so a scabbard would have been a better alternative to our modern condoms anyway, even if it does get a bit crusty.

Or when you’re going through TSA and suddenly panic about whether or not you hid a bomb up your butt.

2.54cm = 1in. (In case anyone needs the conversion).

I’ll wake you up when you’re hungry, I gotchu bro!