Wonderful story. And what guy’s legs don’t start to wobble just hearing “said she had to suck my cock”. Here I am willing to help you out. I will drop my pants and allow you to suck my cock.

Any meaningless shit post that in any way makes fun of or deviates from the narrative of the cult MUST be down voted. Those whose lives are empty and filled with rage MUST signal their “virtue” over anything that they come across. A normal person would just move on. It’s a fucking shit post. It’s supposed to be funny. Don’t think it’s funny? Move on. Imagine taking the time to scold someone over something that is completely meaningless

It seems to start in the teenage years for women. They are surrounded by ads for various make up things that they don’t need. Some have acne issues which sets them on the road to make up everyday. Yeah make up is nonsense. But the shitpost was about not giving a fuck, not make up

I have encountered several women who actually think their pussy has a bad ordor. They don’t understand that guys actually enjoy the smell. And it’s fun to lick a pussy.

I remember “comparing” dicks. Something that guys did with other guy friends. You were just starting to understand jacking off and ejaculating. You never considered this gay, though some may disagree, but you would get naked with your friend and examine the other guy’s cock. That would move onto to jerking each other off. It’s the first time you experience cumming through the actions of another person.

Graduation was usually blow jobs. Having your friend suck your cock and then cumming in his mouth just turned your brain into jelly. And you would return the favor. It didn’t seem like a big deal having a guy shoot his load into your mouth and swallow it.

At this point, in my opinion, you start to define your sexuality. If you are straight you are done with your guy friend and sex. You are now consumed with the desire to fuck a girl. To feel your cock in a pussy.

If you are gay you are motivated to move onto anal with your guy friend.

When I was first old enough to ejaculate I had to taste it. It didn’t seem to really taste like anything. But it was sticky

Great story. Sounds like she had lots of fun.

My GF once set this up for me. She was the Director of all the action. She had us start with me on my back. She got between my legs and started sucking my cock. And she had Allie, her friend, straddle my face with her pussy which I really enjoyed munching on.

GF and I are in our large bathroom. She is naked and getting ready to get into the shower. Her back is to me. She bends down to pick something up. And now I get the irresistible “rear pussy” view as it peaks out from between her ass cheeks which I am dying to squeeze.

It’s about people with empty lives devoid of humor and living a life of rage

My third one of the day is really just a bit of leaking precum. Not more regular load left by then

Your cock must be raw

Was at a sales meeting being held over several days. At the end of the day most of us would wind up at the hotel lobby bar. The first evening a rep who I knew by name but had never met sat next to me at the bar. Great conversation almost all about business. She was very attractive, super smart, and lots of fun. The 2nd and 3rd day she would immediately come over to sit with me at the bar. On that last day she said, “you’ve been to many of the company’s sales meetings, have you ever hooked up with someone?” I said that I hadn’t. She said, “would you like to?” We wound up back in her room and she was all over me. I really had to hold back so I wouldn’t finish in less than 5 minutes. Her kink was taking it in the ass. That’s how we finished. And we never spoke about it again.

Not sure if this counts but my GF and I “swapped” with another couple. While I was having a great time plowing the other guy’s girlfriend (she was also super into it) I looked across the room and watched the other guy fucking my girlfriend. They were in the missionary position and my view was watching his cock rapidly going in and out of her pussy.

You missed the point completely. Shit posters DON’T CARE if you find it funny. But they are amazed at those with such empty lives that they would impose their “virtue” on a meaningless shit post. I hope my life never becomes so empty that I am in a constant state of rage as I condemn all that don’t 100% agree with all my view points

Funny. I like it. Good job

His point was that NO One should be imposing their beliefs of what is funny vs what isn’t on others. How about Cleese came out as the final word on funny vs not funny and then spent his time calling out anyone who disagreed

The point was that “some people’s” definition of racism vs just funny is IMPOSED on everyone else. I only wish I had the moral clarity of knowing without a doubt that everything that I believed in was correct and that my mission was to correct any who dissented

It takes a lot longer and you never fully empty your bladder meaning you will need to go again in a matter of minutes

I wasn’t referring to you