You jest, but smart toilets actually are a thing now… Though from what I can tell, they use remotes instead of apps. So no wifi or subscriptions, but you better not break that remote.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N8eNGBz6zM

Bugsnax. It’s like Pokemon Snap/Legends Arceus, but the Pokemon are food items, like a sub-sandwich centipede or a lollipop dragonfly. You can feed them to people, and when you do, their body parts turn into the food they just ate. It’s great!

https://store.steampowered.com/app/674140/Bugsnax/

For me, it’s “Does this have a practical function?”, and if no, then “Would I evacuate with this in a disaster?”

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