And that’s how I got kicked out of the local trader joes…

Nah, I understand. I just didn’t comprehend lol But yes, I agree!

And then they wonder why american men have a mental health crisis. Well, buddy, part of it is you.

What part of any of that makes it partly because of me? This seem more like an off-topic rant.

I am an American and the only two I’ve heard is:

“don’t masturbate because touching a penis is gay”

Every time has been religion driven homophobia related.

don’t get prostate exams (this one may be more self-explainitory, doesn’t make it right though).

Goes back to the last one as well.

Probably why religion has been on a decline.

I’ve decided to order a cheaper one and see how it goes. I happen to have plug close enough so that’s a plus. The cleanliness is really what is convincing me towards it. Thank you for your reply.

Thank you for your reply. After yours and others replies, I’ve went ahead and order one to give it a try. I just hadn’t really explored the idea before. Thanks for the information!

Thank you for your reply. I hadn’t really explored the idea of using one before coming across this post. I figured it would be in some way complementary but based on other comments it wasn’t really clear. I’ve decided to give a cheaper one on Amazon a try another person recommended.

One pack of TP since!? That’s incredible! Thank you for your reply, I have decided to give it a try to see how it goes. Just never really explored the idea before.

Thank you for addressing my concerns, adjustable pressure would be a key thing. After a few other replies as well, I have actually ordered one to give it a try.

Yes, tell us more about how hard something is that, by your own admission, you don’t understand lmao

Point being that it requires time and money to implement, and stated as uneducated concerns in hopes of more information.

“No problem to solve” you realize you’re just smearing shit across your asshole with paper. No problem to solve eh?

Again, point being its been a trusted method for a very long time.

But no, the water makes it messier, not smearing literal shit over yourself, that’s definitely cleaner, yep

As stated, uneducated and I’m sure most could see spraying shit all over the place could be a concern if you’ve never used one before.

Your response was completely unhelpful.

I was referring to spraying shit everywhere. As stated uneducated on the topic but its a valid concern. 😂

Okay, thank you for your very detailed response, at times too detailed. But you’ve convinced me to at least try it. I just ordered the luxe 120 plus on Amazon for $45, we’ll see how it goes.

Again, thank you for this potentially life changing information.

At least they are easily identifying themselves. After careful thought, I kinda feel like this should violate public indecency laws.

I really just don’t like the idea of it, feels like a very uncomfortable situation for me. But I’m pretty uneducated on the topic.

• It’d have to be warm water
• Wouldn’t it be messer, spraying it all over?
• Don’t you still have to wipe, ya know cause your wet now.
• Too much work to implement when the TP has been successful (No problem to solve)

*Really? Lots of shit.

I have never heard that and it deeply disturbs me because this does seem like it’d be an American thing…

I was going to say it but didn’t want to be the only one. I do recommend and use it though.

Agreed. But the 3rd one I might put in a different geological location…that is if something already happened to 1&2…

That is amazing. Great job everyone!

Yeah, makes sense. Even if there was an option to buy the lifetime and download I would. But its a valid point it’d be too easy for people to share it then.

Thats why I think a licensing method would be best, like Threema has. You can download the app but can’t use it without a license key. Even still, it would be a lot of work.

Just disappointed I can’t support it, but its also my decision to not have the play store 🤷

Sweet, thanks for the info I’ll check it out!