Lasagne is very old. It’s also British.

The first cookery book (published in Britain during the reign of Richard II in the 14 th Century), had a recipe called loseyns (pronounced “lasan”) that layered cheese, meat, and pasta.

Bees

John 1.0 and Caroline 1.0 scored 100%

It’s proof of work cryptocurrency. But at least this time the compute is aiming at producing something useful, not the lowest hash value.

have gay people as evil masterminds

<Looks at current tech billionaires>

Being gay doesn’t stop you from being evil.

Why does every generated face have a neckbeard and fedora?

It would be jolly spiffing, although a seat in economy next to Jeeves would be more likely (and interesting).

That’s not House. It’s George, Prince Regent.

They aren’t giving a concert at 10000’

Same with clothes and grocery shopping bags.

A midget psychic has escaped prison.

He’s a small medium at large

Now

All scorpions study morse code and ASL

That’s a challenging wank

Maybe just an Adam Ant stripe

When I drink Pepsi it’s always just after I’ve asked for coke.

You are [building] the product?

If something is free then you are the product

I feel sorry for people who sign up for vaccine trials and get the placebo.

This is gold!