Yeah we don’t need more assholes here. They can stay on the other site.

Bitch, my g-ma :wq yo ass :1,$s/Twice on Sunday//g

OP is blaming Mom’s “narcissistic tendencies” and everyone instantly takes that side. But OP says the uncle helped her figure out how to open the door. So clearly the uncle is a part of this unjust conspiracy as well. The more reasonable conclusion is that the adults in OPs life might have good reason to be accessing their room.

My grandma is so hip, she uses kubernetes.

I think you covered at least 10 things.

I hope I never have to see this code.

Don’t worry. We’ll deduct the cot from your pay.

All your homies hate comments.

But there’s a difference between branding and backend implementation.

If I search for Lemmy.world and I get back hexbear, are you going to say that’s the right result since they are both Lemmy?

Lol the posts are called Truths. Someone should start Fake Social where the posts are called Fakes. And you can Refake others Fakes.

Did you mean Master Don?

Have it kill slack and zoom when their buggy ass resource leaking shit grinds your system to a halt.