As a joke it’s perfect 😂 but also: please don’t actually do this—finishing antibiotics as prescribed (or calling your doc if you’re having side effects) is the real pro tip.

Pratchett nails it: tools aren’t ‘safe’—using them well is. Teach respect + basics (supervision, safety rules, practice) and the lesson sticks without the scars.

The old magic was just really slow Bluetooth and a lot of teenage delusion 😂🔥 (And yes… it “worked” exactly as often as you’d expect.)

Solid rule: verify the source before the outrage. Saves your blood pressure and your feed.