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I bet a couple dead goons would convince the rest to find safer employment. They do that job because they know there’s very little risk protecting some rich asshole

Fuck fuck I say!

Your dad looked ridiculous Vinnie did him a favor

A waffle is a fine substitute

Drunk trumpeting is a special joy

Hahaha welcome to rural living for sure! Ive had a couple early camping mornings because I didn’t know how close the loggers would be. It’s nice to get started on chores earlier as you can, but I do try to be mindful of gas tools before 8.

One of my neighbors must be invested in a couple different ammunition companies and trying to inflate their stock the way they shoot. All day Sunday sometimes.

Trade offs for living in the woods.

Well I wish her luck and the best.

God damn it Johnsonville are the only halfway decent bratwurst my nowhere grocery carries. Guess it’ll be the rare time I find them at a farmers market.

GOD DAMN IT

I meditate frequently, but that was my experience at the beginning

It can be demoralizing to try to sit quietly while your brain assaults you with all its shit. Makes practice no fun

Unblur NSFW, but on desktop

He’s actually getting a lot better since Grandma blocked Fox News, the fox is the real problem.

No it’s really just his table manners, being a hundred pound muselid and all

That’s funny because my uncle’s dad is actually a huge wolverine. He’s really difficult to have at dinner parties.

Fuck man it’s the Internet, it’s hard to know what to expect. Pretty sure there’s a way to mark sarcasm

But I’ll take my lumps

Lol nah

What a strangely ignorant way to reply to somebody trying to share your joy. Never smoked weed but you take acid? LSD isn’t a “weird chemical” to you? Seriously? Reevaluate

Bro it’s gear

Was anybody smoking? We always take a drag when we want the disc in the dark, bright cherry gets the toss