What if I use Don’t Stop (Wiggle Wiggle) by The Outhere Brothers?

https://youtu.be/7tr_H6jBEiE

(Sorry I don’t use pipe tube and stuff. I’m working on it)

Fuck grandpa Joe

Even my girlfriend, who doesn’t really do politics, turned to me and said “but surely Putin then just goes after his next target like Hitler did”

It’s pretty telling when someone who struggles with politics in general understands it better than a guy who spent time in Afghanistan.

Had a friend an acquaintance of mine say that this wouldn’t happen because “Trump hates China so he’ll defend Taiwan” He’ll also “support Israel so Iran won’t get so uppity!” He also believes that whilst Ukraine is probably fucked, at least the war will be over.

That’s nice, isn’t it?

A little less news consumption, a little more dank memes, please

All this aggravation’s from propaganda machines

A little more chill, a little less fear

A little more weed, a little less beer

Close the news and open lofi girl and you’ll be less unhappy.

👍

I, too, feel more human here fellow human 💪

I’ve been on Duolingo learning German for two months, and I’m happy as hell to know I understand most of this ❤️

Oh no…

I’ve misundersoof you, COBRA. I thought you were hereos of communism, but when you stole my Legacy I realised you were nothing but capitalist American pigs.

This is mine, mmm’kay

Could easily make it part of the experience.

“Here’s your food, I hope you fucking choke on it you cunt”

I’d go 👍

“Tap to Sieg Heil!”

I think you’re being optimistic about the number of people who both use adblockers and who care enough to switch browsers.

Heard this argument a few weeks ago which stunned me. This woman was being interviewed about her thoughts regarding nearby farm land being used to build new homes. She retorted along the lines of: “I don’t see why we need all this farm land anyway, you can buy your food from the store!”

I died a little hearing that.

It’s me. I’m that guy. They’re in a garden 👍

Ja, Deutschland ist ein Ort…

Basically this

Physically, I feel like #2, but I’m more ashamed to say I’m a #13

Look out - here comes Tom!

And then I fired, and I missed. Then I fired, and I missed!