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Glockcoma - when a cop pistol whips you so hard you are hospitalized with glockcoma
Glockcoma - when a cop pistol whips you so hard you are hospitalized with glockcoma
I tried sham poo once. Then I paid a lot of money. I’m ready for sham poo now
Oops, my bad. I have an old map…very old
What about my warm water port?
Cunt! Would you like to see my hello?
My fav is the Bun Alert System.
It’s a work experience. Well I’m about to have it as my uniform for a day
I have one with a ribbed clear handle, and if I was brave enough…
A dark fig can also be mistaken for a date
Me on my birthday: can we have butt sex? My wife on her birthday: can we have condom sex?
I got a whooo from the other room when I sent it to my wife
Someone was ready for the 373 max decline
Good way to avoid frostbite, folks put your hands between your buttocks. That’s nature’s pocket.
Did someone get a 3D Printer from the Czech Republic?
It’s a cheeseburger commemorating the Trump tower, which became the tallest building in Manhattan on 9/11