Something like this. Not springy but rigid. They sometimes come in a set of increasing heights so you can train your jumping height/endurance/speed/etc. A great thing to have if he’s at all interested in track and field, basketball, skateboarding, parkour, or really any sport that involves jumping.

I used to have a blast working on my jumping when I was in high school. It’s a crazy good workout and feels good to progress in I think.

I know you can get them at Walmarts and Dick’s if those exist where you are but they’re sold many places I’m sure.

jump boxes

we gotta look out for our dudes

almost sent this to my friend who’s been super down lately but then decided against it because “that thing you’ve been wanting to do” might be offing himself

3rd: stutter badly and accidentally say something interpreted as offensive and then dig yourself even deeper trying to explain yourself

there’s a lot of AI based startups promising their investors all sorts of outlandish results. eventually it’s going to become clear that those results are not coming and the investors will come calling.

can we fuck the aliens?

2010 but skipping 2011 because twenty eleven sounds weird out loud imo

the left one would look sick with some shades

yes. I decided pretty much that if someone tries to pick a fight and just comes at me with insults right out the gate, I just block and move on. no need to drag it out with jerks who don’t show even the bare minimum human respect.

their idea of nuclear family is more like fat man and little boy

cool. I had suspected something like that with the low light mode because it would sometimes have AI-looking strange interpretations of finer details

how recent recent? it’s pixel 5 which is 2021 I think.

what shocks me is that nintendo never made some new pokemon games in their old GBA or DS style. it would be perfectly suited to phone limitations and expectations and there is a huge potential market for that style of game.

might start doing that just for fun

buddy are you 14 or something because that’s weak

idk if you can trust that. I just put a random picture off my phone and it said it was 70% likely AI (it’s not)

it feels off, to you. it feels fine to me. does that make me dumb or am I just a different person with different thoughts and feelings than you?

too real

consider that perhaps language may be flexible