Hestia [comrade/them, she/her]

Already done

Me at a job interview:

I’m very passionate about… pushing buttons

Well, I live in a capitalist hellscape. And if I didn’t get food I would be dead. So yes. I am “privileged” enough to not starve to death.

Communism is when no food

Imagine a goonies sequel with the same actors but it’s only a 4 year time gap between the first and second movie.

Oh goody, another two movies I’m going to pretend don’t exist in order to preserve my childhood memories.

Yeah, I could see how it could be off-putting for children…

Uhhh, teletubbies bear? Blocklist?

Brand new account and both posts are indicative of you being a chud.

You’re not gonna last long here, pal.

Biting my nails till they bleed

I don’t remember…

How do you think Jesus walked on water?

Born as the gender you identify with.

laughs in masochism

If they don’t give it up Russia will just take it.

The fire alarm has been going off for 5 years and they’re just now noticing the fire.

If you have over 1000 tabs… learn how to use bookmarks instead. I don’t understand how you think 1000+ tabs is a feasible way of organizing.

Don’t give the western zionists that much credit. They’d say all that shit with a smirk on their face knowing the truth.

I work security at a casino and one night a guest overdosed in his car, crashed into a snow berm and had his foot still on the peddle, completely shredding the tires. I drove out there with our medic and the cops were out there too. I then had to leave temporarily to pick someone up so we could issue him barring paperwork and ban him from the property.

When we got back to the scene, the cops had let him walk back into the casino to look for his friends so he could figure out transportation so we drove back to the casino, and found him on the ground, overdosing again. Called the medic over, called AMR, and administered Narcan so he wouldn’t die. Luckily he came to and got transported to the hospital.

Don’t fuck with fentanyl.