It’s a spiritual maze, Brain. Are you done looking at the curtain rings yet?

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They missed ordering two and then saying “these are papas burritos”

Our culture phrases damn near everything in metaphors of war. The war on drugs. The battle of the bands. Bob lost his battle with cancer. It’s absolutely pervasive, to the point it’s almost as invisible as the air.

Rule number one: the kids are alright.

The public library has tools and such in a lot of places.

Is this a right wing pigeon from outer space?

One might even say long-expected.

That’s not a bad faith joke. That is an educated person encouraging their partner to do better, gently, with humor.

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Lyndon LaRouche. I’d occasionally run across a few of his minions out leafletting and they oozed that culty wacko vibe.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyndon_LaRouche

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Looks like “The Complete Book of Magic and Witchcraft” by Kathryn Paulsen.

Regulatory capture.

Vertical Integration.

WARNING: Dunkin Donuts can expose you to chemicals including Dihydrogen Monoxide, which is known to the State of California to cause cancer. For more information go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.

I love my cigar, too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.

And then squeegee down your forearms and aprons and get back to work.

You just pull the wrist hole open and dump out the excess hand water every hour or so.

He’s the silver medalist in olympic mixed doubles air pistol shooting.

He’s a memeable badass because he doesn’t wear a faceful of steampunk-looking accessories on his face while shooting like all the other competitors do.