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Hotels are a scam dreamt up by Big Jesus to sell more Bibles
Yup yup yup yup, yup yup yup yup
4·22 天前Apfelwine. My father used to make it, and I got drunk on it once. Not blackout hammered, just drunk.
Never again.
The next day was me lying in bed, feeling like I got my ass kicked my a meth’d up horse. Every breath sent a railroad spike deeper into my frontal lobe. Fuck that, never again.
11·22 天前What gets you permabanned for “spam” from the .ml meme comm:
OP being a magatwat aside, mods being unaccountable children is a problem.
Nor does the regime, sooooo…
I once drove 4 hours to an overnight party my ole roommate was having. Went, saw my college buds, enjoyed some diabolical drinking and board games. Drove 4 hours home in the morning through awful traffic.
At home, I instantly realized I had left my laptop at my friend’s. Contemplated jumping off the roof, drove 4 hours back to my buddy’s, had a beer whilst regretting my existence, and drove back.
Thank you for introducing me to this masterpiece!
Also, the "who here in (current year) commenters should be castrated via rock.
Ok Mr. President, let’s get you to bed…
I get it, I too am filled with immense rage and could use a hug, it checks out!
I’m genuinely laughing out loud, such a wild comment out of left field caught me totally off guard. I don’t think I’ve seen such stupid malice in actual years
79·1 个月前Mfw time goes forward and the years change
not complaining
Proceeds to complain
Many such cases!
Religion is how we explained what we did not understand. Humans need a story, and an afterlife is a comforting narrative.
Yes, they already said they’re talking about lemmy