Is this fetish art? This seems like fetish art.

Yeah they really muddy the waters as far as hobbit aging goes

The only issue with that is that Gandalf comments that Bilbo hasn’t aged a day when he arrives for the party. Plus Bilbo ages more rapidly during the 12 years he’s in Rivendell

Hey, man, BBSes could get pretty extreme back in the day. Ask Timothy McVeigh.

If 50 is equivalent to 18 why does Bilbo look 111 when he’s 111 shouldnt he only look like 50 or 60?

The loli thing is a fair point

Also Grogu is 50 not 500

What teenager? Frodo is 50 when he leaves Hobbiton.

I would imagine it’s not very good. Carnivores tend to taste worse than herbivores.

My aunt had a turkey named Jason that was an absolute bastard who attacked anyone who came near the house. My hatred of him made it extra delicious when we ate him for Thanksgiving.

I don’t think it’s a specific incident, but bison are known to gore people who get too close, stupidly thinking bison are docile.

What kind of cheese is she using?

IIRC Morpheus says it’s around 2199, but he’s working on faulty information because the people of Zion don’t know that Neo is actually the sixth “One”. I don’t think they mention how long a One cycle is, but building Zion itself must have taken quite some time (unless the machines help rebuild it after destroying it in the previous cycle).

How dare you? If I weren’t so tired I’d give you what for!

(A picture of) my friend and me smiling.

My friend and me*

Inverted controls are just better.

You must be great at parties(unless they’re serving pigs in a blanket, obvs)

You’re buying from the wrong farmer. Family farmers care a lot more about their animals than factory farms. Just another reason to buy local.

If a pig had the chance he’d eat you and everyone you care about.

Stop trying to invoke the holocaust when talking about animals. Pigs aren’t people. Jews aren’t animals.

Yeah, I’ve had the opposite experience in my 20+ years of customer service work. Most of the times I’ve been screamed at by an entitled customer, they’ve been upper-middle class.