It’s stuff like this that makes me want to give Tumbleweed a try.

@remindme@mstdn.social 3 minutes test

People downvoting this either didn’t read it or don’t understand that this is mocking the original image.

My curfew was garden hose

I mean come on. This is clearly not meant to be taken seriously, and the fact that it is may be a testament to OP’s editing skills or those of whoever OP got the post from.