We made rocks glow with the power of lightning.

Not with that attitude.

7? Psh.

Try 40.

No but seriously, it’s addictive. One moment you’re like “I just need a good flashlight” and the next you’re telling somebody how the flashlight they got from Lowes has terrible tint and CRI compared to your hand-assembled copper and titanium pixel camo Emisar D4v2 with dedomed Nichia 519As you got for like $120 from a Chinese guy named Hank.

This is the comic Salvatore based his skit on.

Yes.

Memes, uh, find a way.

Soft feathers