FauxPseudo
I offer absurdist edits of absurdist Heathcliff comics, make food, post political memes.
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My eyes are down here.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Big small doesn't want you to know that3·14 days agoMinimalism is for people that can solve any problems with money. No tools. No rainy day supplies. No “just in case” in the back of a cabinet. Something breaks? Call a guy. Need 300 cup cakes? Catering.
It’s a philosophy for the rich. Not a philosophy that makes you rich.
The two kids are boys. But orange girls are rare. They make up about 25% of orange cats.
But everything here is crazier than a few orange girls. My personal cat collection is 10 cats. Six of them are orange girls. I probably have the largest collection of orange girls on the East coast. Here are five of them:
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Intel faces investor backlash for selling 10% stake to Trump admin at discountEnglish1·22 days agoNow imagine how government will effect that. You know how the government’s been trying to put back doors into hardware? A lot easier to do when you own part of a major chip manufacturer. Do you think having a steady supply of government orders will make them innovate or get lazier? Why is the government proving up a dragging company? Isn’t that picking losers and winners like Republicans had issues with in the Solyndra deal?
Intel failing isn’t a reason for the government to get involved, it’s a reason to stay away.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Intel faces investor backlash for selling 10% stake to Trump admin at discountEnglish1·22 days agoI really feel like we are talking past each other. I’m talking about people who wanted to privatize the Social Security system and sell off the USPS because they believed any amount of government in any service was dangerous. I’m not being histrionic, I’m asking the people who have spent decades being histrionic to explain why they are suddenly very chill with something that was, until a week ago, a firmly held religious belief.
Don’t mistake my position for that of the people I’m trying to reach.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Intel faces investor backlash for selling 10% stake to Trump admin at discountEnglish1·22 days agoThen you aren’t my target audience. Canadians are very different from USA Republicans who have a long and loud history on this topic and then flipped in one day to say it’s okay to have a little communism as a treat.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Intel faces investor backlash for selling 10% stake to Trump admin at discountEnglish31·22 days agoThe government holding ownership stakes in companies. If so, have you been in favor for a long time or did it start this week? Because I’m focusing on the people that just recently adopted this position after years of opposition to anything that even smelled like government interfering with business.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Intel faces investor backlash for selling 10% stake to Trump admin at discountEnglish1·22 days agoAre you in favor of this?
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Intel faces investor backlash for selling 10% stake to Trump admin at discountEnglish2·22 days ago10% for now. Trump always changes his mind. One company for now. Except the 15% tax that exists only on Nvidia. 15% for now. Trump always changes his mind.
Broken record: if Biden or Obama did this the same MAGA people making excuses would be decrying this government overreach. And what happens when Trump isn’t in office anymore? When a Dem embraces and extends this governor power grab?
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Intel faces investor backlash for selling 10% stake to Trump admin at discountEnglish11·22 days agoNot communist except for the government ownership of companies?
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Intel faces investor backlash for selling 10% stake to Trump admin at discountEnglish101·22 days agoPrior to a week ago every conservative was 100% against any form of government corporate ownership. They hated TARP, Solyndra and quantitative easing. They went so far as to want to privatize social security and the post office. Countless hours have been spent justifying all of this and it was baked into their identity that it was all bad in any flavor.
Then, suddenly, Trump is for it and they fall into line without a moment of cognitive dilemma. Cult mentality. They cared about communism before and suddenly they don’t and they haven’t given us a reason. They haven’t admitted their change.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Intel faces investor backlash for selling 10% stake to Trump admin at discountEnglish11·22 days agoThink long term. What kind of regulatory capture is going to happen? Protected companies stagnate instead of innovate. That 10%? That’s not a cash deal. It’s not revenue for the share holders. It’s basically the value of all the CHIPS deal and other things that Intel was already getting. They literally gave 10% of the company away for free.
And it’s illegal. And it’s communism. It’s everything Republicans hated when the Obama administration gave Solyndra a loan. This is pure corruption and will end badly for everyone.
The stock is up. But that’s not because this is good. It’s up because investors didn’t think this through. Short term profit vs long term fail.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•It Took Many Years And Billions Of Dollars, But Microsoft Finally Invented A Calculator That Is Wrong SometimesEnglish6·29 days agoIncrease in workflow? Like there are more steps to perform the same task? Because workflow isn’t work volume or units if output. It’s the process that gets the work done.
Did the increase in “workflow” get you more money or more work for the same money?
I only have two dogs. I’m not quite sure how many cats there are But I think including the fosters are somewhere around a dozen. Sometimes it feels like my property is just a frog and toad sanctuary.
I used to write bash scripts that probably should have been Python. Now I have 6 geese and other birds.
But they are using zsh.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What was something that you thought was overhyped that actually lived up to the hype?3·2 months agoI’m not normally a fan of dramas but after Breaking Bad I became a person that will sit down and not leave the couch if Breaking Bad is on.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What was something that you thought was overhyped that actually lived up to the hype?7·2 months agoI ended up with one for free after years of not caring. What I found is that you cannot match their ability to turn the cheapest hot dogs into great hot dogs. That a kielbasa or smoked sausage becomes a work of art. Heat up a microwave burrito in the microwave and then crisp it in the air fryer. Perfect for egg rolls. Anything where that skin has to be crispy or have a bite to it is a great thing to throw into an air fryer.
I think it means that retrolemmy is either an expert in what is retro or that they are very protective of their retro territory.