Please surrender your license to math.
FauxPseudo
I offer absurdist edits of absurdist Heathcliff comics, make food, post political memes.
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You can use absolute numbers like ”The answer to life, the universe and everything is |42|.”
Unless it’s after hours. That’s when they start shooting porn.
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Technology@lemmy.world•What’s Hiding Inside Haribo’s Power Bank and Headphones?English
19·7 days agoDo you have any reason to keep your partner?
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Technology@lemmy.world•Someone At YouTube Needs Glasses: The Prophecy Has Been FulfilledEnglish
4·11 days agoAh that explains why my subscription page has all the videos I haven’t watched at the top and all the videos regardless of watched status right below so the same video is listed twice on the same screen on a slow day.
Now if they could just make sure when I open the app/channel that I land on the subscription screen instead of recommended that would be a real QOL improvement.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Is Fast Charging Killing the Battery? A 2-Year Test on 40 PhonesEnglish
5·28 days agoEngineers have the best of intentions. The Bean counters have very different intentions and they’re the ones that corporate listens to.
It should be noted that he is pulling quite a bit out of the market and holding it in cash. $344B in cash. He isn’t waiting for a dip. He expects a crash.
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Technology@lemmy.world•YouTube is taking down videos on performing nonstandard Windows 11 installsEnglish
2·1 month agoI found that it has zero ability to infer and suggest from what I’m typing. If I typo “mine inch”, easy to do on a phone keyboard, it is completely lost. But YouTube knows that I’m definitely looking for nine inch nails. “Chicken tr” on YouTube knows I’m looking for chicken tractors before I even finish, Odyssey is completely lost and requires me to type the whole thing out. When I’m searching for music it requires me to know exactly what I’m looking for and doesn’t offer much in the way of exploration help.
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Technology@lemmy.world•YouTube is taking down videos on performing nonstandard Windows 11 installsEnglish
4·1 month agoAnd craptastic search and discovery features.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Sam Altman Says If Jobs Gets Wiped Out, Maybe They Weren’t Even “Real Work” to Start WithEnglish
151·1 month agoHe doesn’t know Jobs was wiped out by cancer?
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Technology@lemmy.world•"Analog bags" are in. Doomscrolling is out.English
61·1 month ago
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Technology@lemmy.world•"Analog bags" are in. Doomscrolling is out.English
4·1 month agoYou aren’t knitting fast enough. Crochet can fix that.
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Technology@lemmy.world•"Analog bags" are in. Doomscrolling is out.English
141·1 month agoI broke my wrist and took up knitting for physical therapy.
I’m starting to look at weaving from natural fibers. I have yucca in my yard. The roots are a calorie source and the fronds can make durable shoes.

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Technology@lemmy.world•"Analog bags" are in. Doomscrolling is out.English
5·1 month agoYou can do both
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What do you get recognised for on Lemmy?
3·2 months agoBetter my cooking than my c/Heathcliff edits.
Any female bee in the hive will go through all the jobs available depending on their age. The bees you see flying around are at the end of the life cycle. Bees make wax from days 12 to 18. By the time they go foraging they are 21+ days old and no longer have the fuzziness of youth.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•you spin me right round baby right round...
7·2 months agoJust @ me next time
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Buy it for Life@slrpnk.net•Recommendations for one of those new (to my experience) vacuum/mop hybrids for faux wood flooring?English
7·2 months agoI don’t think there is a buy it for a life version of that. You’re asking for a device that does two things that are very contradictory in an age where quality is not job one. I would seriously consider looking at two different devices.
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Technology@lemmy.world•In Praise of RSS and Controlled Feeds of InformationEnglish
1·2 months agoIf I asked just for the topics I care about then I’m not helping anyone else reading. I’m looking for the quality sources. The ones that aren’t filled with filler. The ones that have the key news stories and the oddball stuff.








That face. I’m wondering how closely he and I are related because that is the face of someone that could be an immediate relative of mine.