FauxPseudo
I offer absurdist edits of absurdist Heathcliff comics, make food, post political memes.
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Black walnut is definitely harder to work with. But it makes a good weed killer.
The pecans and garlic are from my yard. It’s a forage meal without having to hunt things down.
Came here to mention the dead nettles too. They make a decent pesto.

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I used to do this all the time when I worked at a call center.
It was intact. Maybe it somehow found its way under but couldn’t get out. Or it got dragged in by a cat, partially munched and then forgotten about.
Vole, mole, mouse, cotton rat are the favorites here.
I did find a rabbit skeleton underneath my house. Is the only rabbit I’ve ever seen of my property. But I don’t know if it was there before we moved in or not. And I don’t know how my cats would have gotten underneath the house to put it there. So I can’t confirm that as a confirmed kill.
I have 11 cats. Plus three more in my custody. If they worked together they could take down a cow. This is important because cows outnumber people on my block.
But I also want more cat friendly cat food because I too understand what cats want in cat food. I made this 10 years ago:

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World News@lemmy.ml•What Epstein Said About Melania and His ‘Lolita Express’
6·15 days agoYoutube sourcing is the worst. I look forward to a text version
I’m a handyman. I constantly have project managers, supervisors, inspectors and quality control looking at my work. Every one of them had four paws, whiskers and a craving for sardines.
I found the little cat. But I’m concerned about the 30 Fremen I also found.
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Boost for Lemmy@lemmy.world•"PieFed gets /r/random" - Would it be possible to add this back to Boost?English
3·22 days agoI would love a c/random But it needs to pull from every instance so that it’s different from just scrolling c/all for too long
I wonder what the smallest squirt bottle you can get is.
There is a difference between enjoying a smoke and being a rude idiot that is inconsiderate of others.
Check your privilege. Vampires can’t do this.
Cigarettes are all about maximizing quality of life over quantity of life.
Yeah, 8 orange cats. Six of them girls.
But it is purely coincidence and not related to my other activities.
Her, her mom, and her twin sister are all bob tails. He other sister has a full length tail. Many are completely tailless.
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Buy it for Life@slrpnk.net•Hand-Crochet Alpaca Wool Beanies & Fingerless Mittens: Custom Colours & Made to Size [Self Promotion]English
5·1 month agoSecond sock syndrome is real. Sometimes it helps to knit both at the same time.




Two wolves inside you? Add more wolves.