Rich man’s war, poor man’s fight.

Not gonna lie, this image actually had me completely fooled.

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Cancer is le bad.

This can both be applied to someone who is extremely lazy and someone extremely disciplined.

Would you care to elaborate?

https://youtu.be/E3IN2HZBZwY

I don’t know if I agree with that, let’s go around the room again, all in favour? /s

Why?

Imagine, if you will. A man so desperate for human companionship he is willing to avoid any and all women he comes across. So determined to not come across as a creep or weirdo. Little did he know he just came across the Friendlight Zone.

I don’t want to toot my own horn. But this would be a perfect Twilight Zone episode 😂

I asked my gf in person as well because i just think its just important to be genuine and personal about it.

When you say you asked your gf in person. What exactly do you mean by this?

I always heard: “I got some reins down in Africa.”

Edit: lol, I still hear it.

Honestly, if someone were to try to safe my life. And I find out he uses a string as a parameter to do so. Just let me die right there.

But really in the first few messages? Again, I’m all game. But I don’t want to scare her off or something.

Seriously? I was always told you text for like two or three days first before going on a date. Oh I could definitely do that. I actually really hate texting XD

Bland from the outside, favourable on the inside?

It doesn’t even have to be plausible to be funny. Anything read in his goblin voice is funny.

“Let’s say for the sake of this argument in a theoretical hole, under the ground, there lived let’s say a hobbit…”

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So this is the world we live in now huh? Only those who remember the images can be sure of the authenticity 😟

I hate the smell of coffee, as well as the powder/beans.