“Selected for the lottery sale”

Goddamn that’s like the ps5. "Be a good little corpo shill and might WIN a CHANCE at being honored with the opporunity to give a us $500!

I was actually here to ask how cold you’d have to get it. Took me a second to register that you can’t just “pop it into the freezer” to make an alcohol posickle.

Do you think M$ knew that Paint would go on to be like…the worst image editor ever? That it would give us such internet creations as the trollface and the rage comica, sonichu, and would be instrumental in the biggest office distraction since the coffee machine?

Like for people coding such programs, is it just a fleeting thought “haha what if this shit was like, the tool someone used to upend how the entire internet views funny cat photos, and the thing we turn to to get through the third major crisis of our age?” I mean haha silly funny cat photo how cute. Fuck Bill gates and his billionaire buddies tho, no such thing as a good billionaire.

Every time I look around I am reminded of his hawghim

Ah the old “In these trying times” once again!

So this is what happened after the dude couldn’t hold his shit for 3 days. He should have just called in sick!

Double fisting it. Offering up 4 tacos

Damn this is one of the posts of all time

My argument: In shambles

Ah beans alright, do I also need to remove this post? I’m ambivalent it’s not as if internet karma points matter

Oh shit fr my bad please link

Criticized once. dies

I can hear this with the pause and everything.

“The game”

“So a guy asking how not to shit for a weekend was funny for a whole month?”

When you put it that way we sound weird!

So there’s this kid and it’s about a heist parody…wait let me start over. Theres this show with a smart old guy and a kid, kinda like back to the future, but like…

What a very specific grade you would list, as there’s a brand that sells exclusively plat grade

I am incapable of joining a community and not asking where the memes-and-shitposting is. Just how it is, news and memes for me, thanks.

Preferably a section with memes about news too so I can see news I missed from other parts of the world! MR. WORLDWIDE

Weird, I’ve never been hit up by Nicole, or their friends. Not that I want to, they sound exhausting to put up with

I dive for super earth and space marines when I want other people around because while teammates are nice and all, I know we won’t lose (as often) due to player agency if someone has to get kicked (or drops, or dies)