Windows keeps getting shittier, Linux keeps getting better and easier to use.

Susan, please

Affordable housing

I need this. Half-assed laser eyes and horns shopped on. This would be the stupid shirt that finally completes me.

We should call his meme page Zohran the Destroyer’s Bazaar of Affordable Memes

Nah, both sexes and also the intermediate types span the whole spectrum in real life. I think my wife is more direct and uncomplicated than I am tbh.

Halo 1 on PC. 1v1 deathmatch, Blood Gulch, snipers only, no shields. My opponent was using an aimbot. I beat him 25-17.

It was before microphones were common, so he had to type to shit-talk, and he was much slower than me, but had a lot to say. I got a lot of kills by baiting him into rage. I got a few kills by throwing grenades around corners. But a good amount of them were just from out-aiming his aimbot. Lag was different back then. There were tricks and quirks to keep in mind.

He banned me from his server after the match, and when I returned under a different name, he had started banning people who chatted too much. Kek.

Zombies. It’s a concrete problem with a clear solution.

It is. What makes it worth it for me is the combination of extremely high quality and very low price. If I could buy deli meat of that quality, I probably would, but I haven’t encountered it.

If you really want to step up your game, try buying raw meat, cooking it, and slicing it for sandwiches. I do this with chicken and it’s served me really well at very low cost.

Believe it or not, top-shelf bacon. It’s got more bacon in it. Less water. You’re not paying nearly as much more per ounce of actual meat as it looks at first.

Lots of “organic” produce has a significantly longer shelf life than the basic stuff too. Never mind whether it’s any healthier or tastier, I’m not saving any money if I pay a dollar less and it starts molding before I can eat half of it.

I think it’s the same answer as for any religion: The holy book is long enough that you can cherry-pick and reinterpret any desired ideology from it, so you really need to look at a specific sect or an individual believer for a question like that has meaningful and consistently applicable answers.

Twelve is the best number.

Those old bathing suits look like they’d be uncomfortable when wet and take forever to dry. Awful choice. Practically, less is more in the water.

I’m not aware of actual death occurring from sleep deprivation, just serious cognitive issues. That guy would die first though if it can be fatal, because the coke it would take to do so would add a lot of strain to his systems that she wouldn’t be enduring. That fanfic sounds both evil and really stupid.

I don’t think so. It’s provided me with a lot of different perspectives and information that doesn’t show up in centralized media.

Damn, I wish I knew I was bi before I met my wife, because I love avocado.

I still remember being told that in high school, and at 35 I can say with reasonable confidence that it was in fact the worst part of my life, not the best. Fuck you Mr. Ford, you were wrong, and you were an asshole, and if I can ever be arsed to locate your grave, I’ll piss on it.

Brotip: The Depot isn’t even cheap, it’s just bad. At least in my region, framing lumber from small-time lumber yards is like 2-4% cheaper than the same stuff at a Home Depot or Lowe’s, while simultaneously being considerably better stock. I get custom orders like doors and windows faster and cheaper too. I saved a couple hundred bucks on a flooring project by skipping the Depot a few weeks back.

Fuck the box stores. Slow, expensive, and bad. They have nothing left but brand recognition.

I think I kinda did ten or fifteen years ago, but I’m a bear/dad now and I’m much more into rugged women than rugged men. My taste in men runs twink-ish, usually.

My wife has aged similarly though, which very much works for me.