DasFaultier

“It’s FRIENDFACE!!!”

It starts with onions,

nice, small and diced,

set the pan temperature not too high

then add some olive oil, you’ll see why,

and then let them sauté until! They’re! Fine!

You are absolutely not! I’m convinced that there are dozens of us around the world.

Also, I don’t just replace it in my head but while singing along as well. Oh, and I’m German, so I do simultaneous and extremely literal translations, replacing “baby” with “Kleinkind”, the German word for toddler. And yes, it’s hilarious every time.

Thx, and also thank you for the many great memes that you continue to share every day!

Yo @fossilesque@mander.xyz , did you create that? Mind if I share it with my archivists bubble over on Mastodon?

Ya, she absolutely is.

Most certainly officer!

Can confirm.

low carb diets, Michael Moore, the Republican National Convention, Kabbalah & all Kabbalah-related products, Hi-Def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hotspots, the OC, the UN, recycling, getting Punk’d, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys, Jeff that Wiggle that sleeps too darn much, the Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show, everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everythingj every-everything that exists past present & future, in discovered and undiscovered dimensions! [turns away, then turns back] Oh, and Hugh Jackman.

Guys guys, there’s no need to fight over this. They all need murdering.

Haha, so you’re old too? :D

Oh yeah, it’s right up my ass I MEAN APPARTMENT!!!

Neither am I, I just think I shouldn’t be allowed to but a house or rent a car or use a chainsaw or raise a child unsupervised. That’s something grown-ups do, not me (40yo).

Well I mean, we’re all just mostly LARPing this whole adult thing, right?

Shit, I just read the link name and was hoping for a list of AI companies that have died.

This shit’s dark…

“This is exactly the kind of confidence we’re looking for in a candidate. You’re hired!”

Taxiway, runway

Another woman who chose the bear.

Yeah, but did they have same size dicks? /s

As @frog@feddit.uk pointed out in their other comment:

It’s an ∞.