Of course, that’s what estrogen does.

It’s surprising the 90’s didn’t give us a “Speed on a plane” flick. Or did they?

There’s Air Force One, I guess. And there’s probably a Steven Seagal plane movie.

Congrats you invented Rugby 2

Yeah, I had the same problem. Felt like it never fully healed.

I had one ring for about ten years and I don’t think it was ever noticeable through a t-shirt unless I pointed it out.

Josef Mengele died in 1979

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josef_Mengele

I’ll sign away whatever she asks me to.

“Sorry, we’ll come back later when you’re feeling better.”

I guess that’s just a factor of this being a non profit thing. A user-built social media platform doesn’t have to do everything it can to retain user eyeballs for as many seconds a day as possible.

Why the fuck do these sexy dice have “sand”?

Maybe they’ve just got an ugly baby.

Thank you!

This is amazing. Source?

Fun fact: Spider-man wasn’t allowed to punch enemies in that show.

Curse you, I was just about to upload this. My spirits are crushed and my dreams are ruined!

Elon Musk will be a lot poorer five years from now, and that makes me happy.

Nature is so beautiful.

Younger folks have been raised on apps and other polished devices with oodles of effort put into UX design.

Older folks grew up learning DOS commands, memorizing the IRQ of their sound card, and other clunky shenanigans.

In their current state Lemmy, Mastodon and other services are too complicated for most young folks to bother with. Not all, but most, especially the filthy casuals.