May God have mercy on your soul.

One night as I was in my room, my mom called me from the kitchen down the hall. As I walk down the hall, I’m pulled into the closet and a hand is clasped over my mouth to silence me. My mom whispers “Shhh, I heard it too.”

I guess? But when ads get that obnoxious, it just makes me dislike the product.

Hulu ads have made me hate everything I see on it.

Was it Jurassic World where they basically had an in movie commercial for Jeep or BMW?

Edit: I looked it up, it was Mercedes.

“Hey, Fryman!”

Don’t forget a snitch who sold his friends for trying to form a union.

If you can dodge a wrench, you dodge the pillars while slaloming.

I like this. What are each of the quotes from?

Plus one to LinkSheet. I haven’t used the others though.

I’ve heard they give you a free gun and a concealed carry permit when you’re born. Does that get added to your hospital bill or is that a government progam?

That’s not what my southern mother-in-law tells me.

I hope you’re right, but there’s plenty of well meaning projects and people that saw a large amount of money being offered and blinked.

I got it not too long ago, and I love it. The results are good, and the features are what i wish all search engines had. Just not looking forward to when they sell to venture capatilists down the line, and everything becomes terrible.

In the meantime, everyone should check out their Small Web intiative. Gives you a random blog or small website. There’s some really good articles I would have never read otherwise.

I’m used to hugging my friends, and saying ‘Love ya, bud.’ I never thought that was weird, as my dad is fairly physically affectionate, until my high school girlfriend had her dad give us a ride. He was absolutely bewildered at the behavior as I said goodbye to my friends.

+2

Oooh, summoning an army of graboids to fight aliens? I’d watch that.

Summoning bait for the Tremor worms.

Ivan is clearly joking, but for those that don’t know, condoms DO expire, and will be more likely to break the more times passes. Similarly, doubling condoms makes them more likely to break.

Exactly! He even saves Elsa, who was the blocker to an easy marriage with Anna. Then right after the trolls, he leaves Anna to freeze to death.

Hans from Frozen was turned evil by the rock trolls.

In the song Fixer Upper, they say ‘Get the fiance out of the way and the whole thing will be fixed.’ Shortly after, we see Hans be evil for the first time in the film.

In addition, at the beginning of the film, the grand troll notes that it’s lucky the magic hit her head and not her heart, because the head can be persuaded. So we have motivation, capability, and a stated intent.