Alternatively, you can find purpose in trying to be a little better version of yourself every day.

Both your Chrome tabs better be important.

Why is the mom not responsible for giving her kid internet access.

That’s annoying, not annoyed.

They’re being annoyed orange character

It’s been a good while since I played, but I thought you rode the pals to fly? How can they have a patent on riding flying things?

If you’re not paying, you’re the product.

Or every message you send puts yourself in the position you’re now

There must be an offering

It’s the 98% that make the other 2% look bad.