How do you know it isn’t running away from home?

I was lead to believe we would get Ant Man.

Might find your answer here around the 50,000 year mark.

Black Hole Sun! Just as predicted by the prophet Soundgarden.

Can’t we just enjoy the joke? You’ve brought up a topic worthy of discussion, but for a shitpost thread?

Edit: Added a word

I’ve enjoyed reading many of these comments and I wanted to expand a bit on the reason for the question.

Several friends of mine would camp for several days and do the kind of things guys do. Then we’d realize we’re kind of gross, rude, not attractive, have a lot of shortcomings, and generally not full of great qualities. But, we’ve all been married a long time and will ask ourselves why in the hell did our wives agree to marry ugly, gross fools like us? We know why we married them; they’re far better people than we are! My wife is obviously smarter than me and it isn’t even a fair comparison.

In the end, I guess we make them laugh and are extremely wealthy.

I lied about the extremely wealthy part. I meant borderline poor.

Pulling my dad’s finger always made him fart. Definitely not normal to have your finger connected to a pressure relief valve in your ass.

Would get away to fish for two weeks. No cell phones, no technology, just living (camping) in nature. Enjoy the beauty of the lake and the challenge of catching a fish. Isn’t always easy and you probably throw back more than you keep. Sit on the boat with your buddies, drink beer, BS about anything, and every now and then reel in what feels like Mobey Dick at the end of your line but turns out to be a stick.

There are no shortcuts. Only short bridges.

Fish. They eat all their food wet so why not eat them when they’re drowning in shower water?

Looks like a character out of one of those Cockstar games.

I see nothing but winners here.

Is the faucet giving the pasta a blowjob?

Hello. Yes, I’d like one nightmare for the evening, please.

Well…spit it back out I guess.

Missing rung on lower end causes baby to slip out prior to launch half the time. Launch distance is subpar compared to other yeet machines.

I know it was made for Victorian babies but mine is Edwardian. One out of five stars, would not recommend.

Hey now! That one night stand might need to turn into a steady relationship!

At first I thought that circle was just another one of those straws.

I see AI has nightmares too.

Love the image but reminds me of Large Marge…

“On this very night, ten years ago, along this same stretch of road in a dense fog just like this. I saw the worst accident I ever seen. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building…”