You sound like my cat, always trying to sniff my armpits, or bite my toes.

You are just milking these memes.

Keep up the memes, i love that are original.

It is a freaky disney film.

I don’t eat that fake maple syrup. I can’t tolerate the taste. But I need to stock up on some ketchup chips at some point.

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Did you see Jamie Lee Curtis promoting this film?

Adding that to my joke pile. Love it.

Double the resolution, and no censor. I found via Yandex.

I prefer not getting diarrhoea.

Is he like my father? When he raises his arms, it smells of death 2 metres away… And you have to run to another room for air?

You have a better chance of the word being spelled correctly, doing the opposite.

I hate squirrels. Raccoons, and birds are better.

Fuck me in the ass tonight?

Duck be in the ads tonight? Does that work?

Arc*

Thank you. I just stopped using that website overall, because of all the ads thrown down my throat.

Back in the 00’s when I was secondary school. My friends and I, would turn off the firewall, and bypass the website restrictions. This is just so we could download and play runescape, but I also played the halo combat evovled demo. It was only my group of friends who figured out how. We never shared the simple method with anyone, because we didn’t want it getting patched.

Don’t soil my name, or I will make you watch this from the 90’s.

Yes, dude.