Oh, it fuckin’ better be.

As soon as T-Mobile’s check clears, the conservative SCOTUS will make sure all phones remain locked for eternity. Praise Jesus!

There is a global plague of conservatism happening right now, so statements like these cannot be presumed to be sarcastic.

Do you think people 2000 years ago were all stupid?

If they behaved as you described, then yes.

You have been permanently banned from c/BMW.

Lucky you, these toilet paper tubes only came in one flavor… Orange sherbert.

It’s orange sherbert. That toilet paper tube was always a messy, sticky disappointment.

If it was actually ice cream, I would agree with you, though!

This is what Lemmy is all about, right here. Just a good, honest nutsack taking a simple shit.

That’s very wholesome, LookingForButtsAndSuch.

That’s because “centrist” is just what conservatives call themselves when they are too embarassed to admit they are conservatives.

TIL

The implication is that this is common. I don’t think even one vegan is vegan just to show off some kind of privelege. This is just a childish and unrealistic caricature that does not exist in reality.

Um… Ima call bullshit real quick. I don’t think you have ever met a single person who is as you’ve drawn in your cartoon here.

Also, why would a vegan or vegetarian be obligated to eat an animal-based product just because it was a gift? That would be weird as fuck. You don’t eat sausage or cheese? Here’s a sausage and cheese basket. It’s a gift; you have to eat it.

And finally, you are suggesting that vegans kill cats. Cats are obligate carnivores. Vegan cat owners know this. A “vegan cat” will not survive long. Suggesting vegans force cats to be vegans is just an absurd falsehood.

Generations of marketing.

Megadeth. Rust in Peace is a masterpiece. The rest of the albums are just boring.

Is it a homolog or is it an ANALog?

I heard about this on Milk Street Radio.

Half-Life Free confirmed!

Please be very careful taking beautiful photos like these in Australia. Specifically, watch out for all of the Australia around you.

Fun fact: This is the deadliest lizard on planet earth. Rather than just poison, this species’ deadliness is solely attributed to it being found in Australia.