Brudder Aaron

But how did Italians make their pizzas? :(

His obsession with the letter X is like that middle school kid who used to talk about how many girlfriends he got and how good he is at being a bad ass…

Basically, he’s a less likeable version of Zane from Hypnospace Outlaw.

Triangle uni-boob making me act unwise…

We should ban it! BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE! ANYONE WHO DRINKS IT DIES!

Wash that down with a Diet Coca-Cola™. Vitamins keep the bubbles fizzy!

And even then, it’s lukewarm at best. I mean, Tiktok is still stupidly popular.