Dont fuck the cheese, it’s for eating

The Pokémon evolution celebration sound

Police do not stop crimes, at least not here in the USA. Police punish after the crime happens, at best.

Also the sleep function on Steam Deck is pretty good. I bring mine to work and grab some offline playtime during my 15 minute breaks, and sometimes during my 30 min lunch after i eat. No Man’s Sky is chill and easy to pickup/putdown, Minecraft as well. I’m sure other titles would work as well.

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You came back from the desert with a new friend, didn’t you?

I mean scientifically speaking, we are all made of stardust. Everything in the universe is. Including the existential crisis your trying to forget by disassociating.

The same thing a cat would do. Look at them both, give a slow blink, then stand up and walk away to go do my own thing.

Check mate kitty 🙀♟️🎭

Executive Dysfunction chowder

I think this just gave me a stroke trying to read it…

Time to jizz! Everybody, it’s jizz time!

It means buy all the diapers.

Man without arms attempts pole vault

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I loved Deus Ex Human Revolution, it was my intro to the series and still one of my favs. I woild also recommend something a little more sandbox, like Minecraft or Lightyear Frontier, just for the sheer time sink these games can be. Farming and building can make you lose track of hours at a time, great for travel.

I could also recommend something like Be my Hoard. Trying to get over an hour on a run is a fun way to burn an hour, if you like rouge-lite styles.

If you like driving, something like American Truck Simulator or Euro Truck Simulator is another great time sink.

Unfortunately the country I was born in, the USA, is also one that voted against the international resolution to define food as a human right. 😕

The highest calorie last meal

Electrician over here is killing the buzz

Isn’t that just a solar panel with extra steps?

Check out ‘Monster Eater’, that’s the premise of the MC’s story.