This wouldn’t be half as funny if I wasn’t married.

Can you imagine if Nebraska Spiderman was more like a wolf spider? Just jumping out at MFs.

When you read this comic, does the spider have a masculine voice or a feminine voice? I feel like it changes the context a little.

Like anything, You have to pay extra for that…

This is one of my favorite stories, second only to the princess and the pee.

“He is a bit grumpy!”

I binge watched Wilfred, and afterward I watched a movie called “Maniac”. If you haven’t seen it, Elijah Wood is murdering young women in a first-person view. It felt like a very dark series finale.

Didn’t the ending have the text, “What the fuck”?

I kind of like:

Crocodiles?! Do not swim here?

To be honest, I’ve always wanted to buy one and turn it into a camping van.

They have one here! I just subbed to it! All we need is wewantcups.