I love my friends and make sure they know that, personally.

Depends which website I’m on

Idk, he looks like a perfectly attractive man, in my opinion.

My man, you gotta know that word was banned by the Social Decency Act of 2407.

I’ll be real straight with you, Chief, I already shit my pants for the thrill of it before making these comments.

Okay wow, I can’t believe you actually used the Y word, and I will shit my pants if mods do not immediately ban you for a thousand years.

Man, I am so sorry this is your situation. I won’t pretend to really know what advice to give you, other than you should contact adult protective services and see if they can do anything since you are a vulnerable person (aka disabled).

Again, I don’t know shit from fuck, but that’s where I would start. Idk if the cops would take the threat seriously or not, but you might be able to file a restraining order.

It’s a turdoggy lmao

Well I already have the crocs, you see…

Mainly so I don’t have to put real shoes on to take out the trash tbh.

Like that here too. I hate feeling like I just stepped out of a shower any time I walk out my front door.

Sick can be used either to refer to something unfortunate (as in ill), or to refer to something really awesome. It’s just casual American slang.

Dude, try not to pull something stretching that hard.

Yeah, I thought it said “sock” as well!

I’ll say that I don’t usually wear shoes in the house, but it’s also a lost cause since I have two big dogs.

You just made a bunch of dudes touch their balls lol.

Probably the cycling thing tho.

I am over here, Sir. That is a telephone pole.

Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. dun. dun. dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dundundun dun dun dun dun dun dun.

A.I.D.S.

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