Did eggs not work, or did nobody offer you one?

Exactly. Leave a one star review for his address on Google Maps or something.

The secret ingredient is crime lactose intolerance.

<excited furry noises>

The weird brother of the the Il-2 Sturmovik.

Screen recording rules.

The amount of times colleagues would dismiss bug reports because “they couldn’t reproduce” my steps rapidly declined when they didn’t only get the steps based on the video, but also the video.

Take that Daniel, you lazy <beeep>

Taught our test infrastructure to record and attach those recordings to the reports, too, before the manufacture of the testing tool implemented that. Good times.

“Chief Wizard”

lol