It’s ma’am! 🤪 And huge difference, like $1000 for first class domestic, compared to $10,000 per hour for private domestic minimum or memberships that are $100k+ just to join.

Dude, the cops in my town of 25,000 got a fucking TANK. Why the fuck do we need a tank??

This isn’t true at all… My wife and I fly first class and are no where near being able to afford flying private 🤣 the no babies part would be fantastic though.

That doesn’t make you a weirdo, that’s pretty normal. The weird Disney adults are the ones that have been to Disney A LOT and are obsessed with it. When I lived in FL I had a coworker that would drive like 2 hrs each way to go to Disney multiple times a week! She wasted all her money on Disney shit, and it was 50% of anything she talked about. Her husband even got a job there so they could be “more involved”. Those are the weirdos.

We had one of these combos at an Airbnb I stayed at in Iceland. I’d never seen or used one before and I was flabbergasted to see it took like 4-5 hours to wash and dry the tiniest load of laundry! Not gonna take my big ass washer and dryer for granted anymore haha.

I was going to mention the IR blaster. I had one on my LG G4 & G5 if I remember correctly. It was so cool! I was so bummed when they stopped having it.

Definitely read this as floss.

I have wax melts from the same company that I got around Halloween time called “Goblin Deez Nuts”.

Idk i really liked high school, all the fun and minimal responsibilities. I wasn’t even popular but had a great friend group. Classes were fun, most teachers were cool. Would I go back? Hell nah. I love my life now at 35 even more.

This happened with my alpacas 😁 gave them pumpkins last year, got Poopkins this year.

There was a subreddit for this called dogfree I believe, kinda like childfree. So I’m sure it’s a community that would have a following. I’m a dog lover, but I get they’re not for everyone.

Oh yep, my bad. I see now how it could sound like I was a gay guy 🤣

Similar story about dating someone. I’m gay and she was my first serious girlfriend. Everything was cool just dating but then things got more serious and she wanted to get married. I didn’t, but I was also young, had low self esteem, was inexperienced in dating, and didn’t know how to cut things off. Over time I just realized she wasn’t the type of person I wanted to spend my life with. So I kept pushing back the wedding date. We were together 4yrs and about 4months out from the wedding when I found out she had cheated on me. That was finally my wtf are you doing moment and I peaced the fuck out. I often think back about how miserable I would’ve been had I married her, and I’m so thankful I got out when I did. Whew.

Edit: oh shit I also forgot how badly she wanted kids, like that was all she talked about and one of our biggest disagreements. Thank God I never got talked into that. Props to being a lesbian and kids not being an “oops” possibility haha. Childfree life for me!

Kinda I guess. It’s at the southern most point in Key West, FL.