BassaForte

When I was a kid, I fell asleep to a fan (and still do).

When I became a teen though, it was the time of the very early beginnings of ASMR, and man it was the shit back then. I’m not sure why or how but I was extremely sensitive to it.

Sadly overtime that sensitivity went away, and although it is relaxing to listen to, I don’t get the same “effect” from it.

P.S no it didn’t make me horny.

Core-core is the shit

Is that… Grim?

The only happy hours are the hours you don’t work by going home early. About 2 hours per work day, to be exact.

My job is basically 9-5 (salaried), but no paid lunch. If I want to take lunch, it doesn’t count towards the hours I work during the day.

A felon also loses their 2nd amendment rights.

Rage comics aren’t cringe. If anything, a lot of modern memes are just reskins of rage comics.

You forgot to at least include a typo

Monday thru Friday, work from home. Go out to dinner 3-4 times week when my wife isn’t working, eat at home when she is. Thursday we go to a Mongolian restaurant every week (it’s so good). Friday night through Sunday is either projects (cars or house stuff), events (car shows or autocross), or just lazing around, gaming, etc. Monday we do our grocery shopping.

Seems simple but it works, and I’m always trying to do something productive. I don’t watch TV or laze around that much.

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I wear your grandma’s clothes

Same lol that’s immediately what I thought of.

I love the irony of this comment lol

Burt Gummer

Even dose in each scoop, and I prefer creamy. Not sure about the fat content.

Mint ice cream and peanut butter.

I share the same opinion as you. My job is mostly remote, but I am required to come to the office (2 hour drive away) once every month or two (which has mostly come down to company meetings once every 2 months).

On the bright side, they book me a hotel room and compensate me for gas and wear-and-tear on my car, but pretty much when I get there, it’s a normal day with a scrum meeting almost first thing, which we do virtually almost always anyways, and then the same work I’d be doing at home, just at a cubicle. We sometimes go out for a group lunch, but most of the time we’re on our own (I don’t really eat lunch so I just grab a coffee), and then we have the company meeting which could 100% just be done virtually. My only real interaction with anyone in the office is greetings when people walk in and that’s pretty much it.

I’m with you, I really don’t see the benefit, and I know I can’t complain much because it’s not very frequent, but it’s still 4 hours of driving (which btw, I think I’m expected to not count as “work time”) and it doesn’t benefit me or anyone else I see anyways.

No? I’ve never had to donate to use vim.

I’m not saying that’s what he said, just another way to say “shut up”.