I could go for a comfy chair.

I played the demo and will definitely get the full game when it goes on sale.

Probably still less than 2000 years old, though.

I’m deeply suspicious of anyone these days that writes a ‘manifesto’. They’re generally up to no good.

I’ve become a bit of a fan of memory foam.

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I guess if you’re an ape-man living alone in the woods, a broad education is pretty useless. ;)

Lead flu, perhaps.

edit: I’m done here.

Good luck!

When my kids were young, we got a copy of this book one Father’s Day, which came with a coffee cup emblazoned with ‘He’s alright my Dad’. It was one of my most prized possessions, and I was a bit heartbroken when I dropped it and broke it.

I’ve yet to hear Trump say something that isn’t odd.

Or that forum can just respect the guidelines of Lemmy private/public settings.

You should send the mods an email.

And I’m no more worked up about this than you are.

{looks at rest of thread] Suuure.

Clint Howard.

Or you could just read and respect the community rules. '“I don’t like it…” and “supposed to be” are just a recipe for getting yourself annoyed over nothing. Let it go.

Not everything is about you, champ.

Apparently, a lot more men need to learn this.

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Fewer dumb kids.

I can’t think of any off the top of my head, but this bit by Peter Kay always has me in tears.

Also, the technical term is ‘Mondegreen’

Edit: I’m also reminded of a Colin Hay one man show I went to years ago where he told a story about a bloke that requested the ‘song about the goats’ at a gig. Turns out it was Overkill - “Goats appear and fade away”. He then went on to tell a long story about a sharehouse he lived in in his youth that decided to get a goat to keep the lawn down. Man that was a good show.