







Don’t give the capitalists any ideas.


If you need a GUI, Audacity is a popular audio editor that has many features, one of which is normalizing levels. If you need to automate via CLI, ffmpeg is probably the tool for the job, as others have mentioned.


Finally, I can achieve my dreams of becoming a moisture farmer.
alias please='sudo $(fc -ln -1)'
$ man woman
No manual entry for woman
🤷♂️


Lucky guess


Incompatible with bubble baths.


When you have to make presentations to people who have more money than computer skills.


Pulling an all-nighter to shave 3 seconds off your Super Mario speed-run doesn’t pay the bills.
Try the same thing only with -Sy. You probably need to update your local package db.


Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey.


alias murder="kill -9"


Are you sure they’re hitting the hostname and not just the IP directly?


My favorite is where this guy is sharing his favorite comment, then links to it:
There’s a little dipshit inside all of us.
The Brazilian has no bush.


Is the Devonian period what we call the time during which the band Devo was active?
Everything’s to the west if you go far enough.