• Aeao@lemmy.world
    9·
    2 天前

    This a more “a man” than “the man” but I had a boss I hated who was really into horoscopes.

    So I learned all about them so I could memorize every one else’s sign and continue to forget his.

    Good luck writing me up for that Rob. Oh wait you couldn’t anyway because I outlasted you!

    He also insisted I write “inspirational quotes” on the weekly sales paper for my team to feal inspired . nietzsche it is.

      • Aeao@lemmy.world
        41·
        1 天前

        To the Esteemed Corrector of My Spelling, and to the Entire Divine Assembly—He, She, They, It, and the One Made of Pure Bureaucratic Light:

        Let all realms fall silent as I reveal my transgression:

        I, humble fumbler of keyboards and repeat offender of vowel placement, did commit the unspeakable sin of typing feal instead of feel.

        This error is not merely a human fault.

        It is a violation of God’s sacred decrees, scribed on the Celestial Tablets of Spelling Accuracy—tablets which, I must add, are heavy enough that even angels don’t like moving them.

        For this disgrace, I accept the age-old punishments:

        Ten Lashes of Linguistic Shame,

        Seven Thunders of Divine Spellcheck,

        and the cold, judgmental stare of every librarian within a 500-mile radius.

        Yet still, the weight of my error demands more.

        Thus, I shall ascend a distant, storm-crowned mountain to train under an impossibly old master, one whose wisdom predates fonts themselves.

        Possibly a dragon.

        Almost certainly a dragon, given the scheduling.

        This master will instruct me in the ancient arts:

        the Flame of Proper Grammar,

        the Wingbeats of Syntax,

        and the Tail-Swipe of Unquestionable Verb Conjugation.

        Only then shall I be purified.

        Signed with Reverence, Regret, and Unavoidable Scheduling Conflicts:

        Michael, Pilgrim of the Celestial Grammar Order,

        Temporarily Unavailable Next Tuesday

        (Because the Ancient Dragon Master said that was the only day they could fit me in),

        and Kevin, I Am So Sorry—

        Please Rent a U-Haul as I’ll need my truck for travel

        For I Must Honor This Sacred Quest.

  • LiveLM@lemmy.zipEnglish
    26·
    2 天前

    When watching over-the-air television, I mute the TV and look away when ads come on.
    You can show me all the ads in the world but you sure as fuck can’t force me to engage.

    Tap for spoiler

    God help those fuckers when I finally fall down the TV Tuner + Jellyfin + TVHeadend rabbithole. I’m gonna “Live Pause” that shit or I’m gonna straight up DVR everything I wanna watch and skip the ads.
    And my parents watch much more OTA TV than me so you bet your ass I’m setting up every TV in their house with a cheap trustable Android TV stick and teaching them how to Pause, Rewind and Fast Forward. Fuck ads foreverrrrrr.

    • thermal_shock@lemmy.worldEnglish
      4·
      2 天前

      Start saving for a small pc and some large hard drives. It’s worth it. Or pay for a VPN and use stremio and just stream torrents.

      You can also buy access to other people’s Plex servers, watch anything

      Fuck advertisements. I’ve got pihole setup as my local DNS, ublock origin on all computers. Being bombarded every minute of every day to buy shit is getting real old really fast.

      • LiveLM@lemmy.zipEnglish
        1·
        2 天前

        Oh I got a home server setup with Jellyfin and a bunch of media already, just need to figure out the Live TV stuff (for live news, some soap operas, stuff that doesn’t get torrented much) for it to be 100% complete :)

    • mechoman444@lemmy.world
      2·
      2 天前

      I get this and I also don’t engage with ads but at the end of the day they are what pays for the stuff you want to watch.

      It’s a shitty system and it’s become amazingly predatory. Needless to say I used revanced on my phone.

      • thermal_shock@lemmy.worldEnglish
        4·
        2 天前

        It would be ok if we didn’t have 5 ads on a 4 min video. They fucked their system and treated us like the bad guy. Fuck them for shooting themselves in the foot. There is a reason Google makes all their money from selling your personal data and advertising. Of course we’re going to work around it.

      • planish@sh.itjust.works
        31·
        2 天前

        Ads can’t be permitted to pay for things, though. One has a moral obligation to make sure that that strategy does not work, because it degrades both whatever the advertisements are inserted around (which becomes optimized to get attention at the expense of anything actually useful, like entertaining or conveying information) and the people who perceive it (because it creates capital inside their minds, in the form of brands, artificially alters their culture, and deliberately creates fear, mistrust of loved ones, and feelings of inadequacy).

        • mechoman444@lemmy.world
          1·
          1 天前

          While I agree that ads are often necessary, I disagree with the predatory way they are presented. Google, and by extension YouTube, are the most egregious examples.

          But there is no moral obligation to either engage with ads or avoid them. That notion is nonsensical

    • Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.netEnglish
      6·
      2 天前

      There was this one time during a sprint retrospective that our PM said we were gonna do an ice breaker. This was a year and a half into my employment, and nobody else on the team had been there for less than 2 years.

      I fucked off for a good 20 minutes on my phone while they were talking about each other’s spirit animals.

      • andros_rex@lemmy.world
        101·
        2 天前

        I used to travel a lot in eastern Oklahoma, and left a lot of stickers at gas stations in the middle of bumble fuck nowhere towns. Probably less smiles and more anger honestly, but fuck them. Also did some on a trip to Missouri, where I’m pretty sure it was illegal for me to piss.

  • mech@feddit.org
    118·
    3 天前

    I joined a union and organized the election of a workers council at my workplace.
    Union dues are 1% of my salary.

    In the past 5 years, we managed to enforce:

    • the right to work from home
    • 20% pay for the time spent on call after hours, plus 1 day paid vacation for each week you’re on call (so I now have 42 days + unlimited sick days)
    • a company car for on call duty, which you’re allowed to use privately, too
    • work phones for every employee (instead of having to install the company MDM on your private phone)
    • convertible desks for everyone
    • and a substantial pay raise
      • mech@feddit.org
        45·
        3 天前

        Sorry for the misunderstanding.
        It began with a little thing, simply writing an e-mail to the union, and kind of grew from there.

        • Caveman@lemmy.world
          39·
          3 天前

          All good man, I just wanted to point out how impressive what you did was. You didn’t just stick it to the man, you went Vlad the Impaler on his ass.

  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
    23·
    2 天前

    Run every reasonable possible method of ad-blocking. From whole-house PiHole with uBlock, Privacy Badger, anti-tracking, VPN, and more. F/OSS software when possible.

  • Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world
    30·
    3 天前

    I have never paid rent or utilities or electricity.

    Currently live off grid on land I own using solar power. We have all electric appliances. Generator uses propane but only use it 1-2 times a year so it’s rare to refill the tank.

    The dump is only a few dollar when we take our trash (under $10) every few months.

    Self host on a NAS, have home assistant that helps a ton with power monitoring and control.

    My goal in a few years is to provide almost all my needs from my own land. Food, water, shelter, power, etc.

      • Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world
        6·
        2 天前

        There are a few counties around the US that have zoning laws that let you live in an RV or build alternative houses such as adobe, earth bags, shipping container homes, earth ships, or even shed to homes.

        I did tons of research and picked a county. Then I drove around and talked with realtors until I found the right one that understood what I plan To do. this guy was awesome and directly took my to my dream land. It was 6 times more land than I expected to buy, and the price was amazing. We bought it immediately.

        After buying the land, I bought a $3,000 RV (needed a ton of work) but it’s home until I build my adobe home. Spent the last year collecting supplies for the house, even found 5 new windows for just over $100. Always looking for deals. Also found solar panels super cheap $45 each for 250W panels. Bought a ton of those for the house later.

        It takes a lot of determination to push yourself to go outside and work for yourself, but also a way to have an income in the middle of nowhere. We do ok. But I know things will only get better as we settle more here.

        • Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
          2·
          1 天前

          …but also a way to have an income in the middle of nowhere.

          Wait. What? Did I miss where you described said “way”?

          • Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world
            11·
            1 天前

            There’s many ways, I have multiple income streams from several places.

            Here are a few examples of income ideas:

            Sell online

            YouTube or twitch, only fans?

            Do odd jobs for neighbors and the community

            Sell at local swap meets, fairs, art shows

            Air BNB

            Sell eggs, meat, animals

            Sell homestead tutorials, courses, online or in person

            Remote teaching

            Remote work, telemarketing

            There’s tons of ways to make money from a homestead in the middle of nowhere.

      • bstix@feddit.dk
        8·
        2 天前

        Land can be bought everywhere in all price ranges. The real hurdle is whether you can legally live there or what requirements there are, due to zoning and building codes.

        I think the easiest way to get a self sustaining home with as little legal issues as possible is to buy an already legal home with the grid connection, but then just don’t use it.

        If I were young and single again, I would look into auctions of derelict farms. Tear down the old building and instead build a small totally legal connected up to code cabin with water, waste and electricity connection. Then use the rest of land to do whatever actually interest me, while complying to the bare minimum of legal requirements for that land.