Probably stand still otherwise that walking on the sea part of the Bible would have been hilarious as Jesus flips all over the place in the waves as the disciples yell, “Oh shit! OH FUCK!”
Jesus did surf the first wave and lo, it was hella gnar
Let’s be honest, he probably used a glass bridge, and got some disciples to swim underneath it to convince his followers to like and subscribe to his teachings
It found a sand bar and made the most epic and consequential dad joke ever.
The answer to the question depends on if Jesus walks over water or on water. I think the idea of him not being able to bath without disabling his habilities is funnier so he would go down the river as if it were an icy slope, behaving as a drop of a highly hydrophobic substance.
What happens if it rains? Does he ping pong off the raindrops into the sky or dose he get a water bubble around him?
The water falls around him without wetting him, if it rains hard enough it would look like a water bubble so yes.
Ah yes, the Lotus effect.
If hes in a bubble, but not above the water, he would be underwater. Meaning he would float to stand above his bubble if there’s enough water there, bringing the bubble with him keeping him underwater. So, he would shoot strait up like a rocket, or perhaps liftoff before the rain touches the ground…
Is there an upper range on the power? What if a waterworld a billion light years away is directly overhead? Dose he travel to a surface faster than his human form could survive?
Jesus instantly vaporizing because technically there is ice in mars and he gets shot up is really funny but I think he can turn off the power at will and adjust the range
What if he slipped and accidentally turned it all into wine?
Someone should email the Vatican and ask. Not because I think they have the answer, just because I think it’d be funny.
The Pope is so straight edge. Well, except for the wine I guess
