Probably stand still otherwise that walking on the sea part of the Bible would have been hilarious as Jesus flips all over the place in the waves as the disciples yell, “Oh shit! OH FUCK!”
Jesus did surf the first wave and lo, it was hella gnar
Someone should email the Vatican and ask. Not because I think they have the answer, just because I think it’d be funny.
The Pope is so straight edge. Well, except for the wine I guess
What if he slipped and accidentally turned it all into wine?
The answer to the question depends on if Jesus walks over water or on water. I think the idea of him not being able to bath without disabling his habilities is funnier so he would go down the river as if it were an icy slope, behaving as a drop of a highly hydrophobic substance.
What happens if it rains? Does he ping pong off the raindrops into the sky or dose he get a water bubble around him?
