A lot of people have commented on how Ben Franklin would love porn, trans women, modern voluntary sterilization, etc., but I’m just gonna come out with a hot take: Ben Franklin would fucking love cocaine. Really all modern stimulants. If there’s a heaven he’s up there doing lines off some chick’s dick discussing her PhD dissertation. This is a man who would be fucking pissed that the nation he helped found has created Adderall shortages by restricting supplies. He’d demand healthcare be in the bill of rights for that reason alone.