“Home Depot™ Presents the Police!®”

computer money invented to buy drugs

“Subway™ Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!®”

I shot the mailbox again, on purpose.

Oikos™ Greek Yogurt Presents Handcuffs®

Years ago, a central banker killed my partner.

he swiped his credit card to pay me for arresting him.

I haven’t laughed this much in sooooo long! omg lmaoooo All those ™ and ® in the stupid commands omg I can’t rn