Kairos@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoPizzalemmy.todayimagemessage-square67fedilinkarrow-up1610arrow-down125
arrow-up1585arrow-down1imagePizzalemmy.todayKairos@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square67fedilink
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month ago“My wife, I can forgive for you having multiple affairs. The various attempts on my life by you, all water under the bridge. Getting pizza without me? I’m asking for annulment. This marriage never happened. You are dead to me.”
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoThey have a point. Not all guys are down for sharing a dick but everyone is down with sharing a pizza
“My wife, I can forgive for you having multiple affairs. The various attempts on my life by you, all water under the bridge. Getting pizza without me? I’m asking for annulment. This marriage never happened. You are dead to me.”
They have a point. Not all guys are down for sharing a dick but everyone is down with sharing a pizza