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    So it’s actually impossible for me to have seen this movie, because it wasn’t made and definitely doesn’t exist, but The Last Airbender. I’m glad it doesn’t actually exist, because if it did, then it would have been made by M. Night Shamalamadingdong and would have been some of the worst cinema ever created. Should this movie have actually existed, it would have been a sophomoric and badly made disaster with some of the worst writing, action, special effects, pacing, acting and a complete misunderstand of the source material.

    If I were to have pirated it and watched it, I would still want a refund.

    But that never happened, because there is no movie in Ba Sing Se.

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    The sausage party or what ever it’s called. Everybody was recommending it to me, such a funny movie.

    What a absolute shit show was that. The only part that was a little bit funny was with the stoner dude having a existential crisis with the talking food.

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      This movie was an unmitigated disaster. Awful, but not bad enough to enjoy because of it being bad. Too tone deaf to enjoy watching, not tone deaf enough to enjoy lampooning.

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    Star Wars:The Rise of Skywalker. I have never left a movie feeling like my intelligence was insulted until that movie.

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      That movie was ten times worse than TLJ, an a absolute shitfest from start to finish.

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      Rise of Skywalker is barely a movie. It feels like a reddit post written by someone mad at TLJ.

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      For the life of me I can’t understand this. It doesn’t even make sense from a business perspective. Like, yes people will pay to see this movie no matter what but that good will will dry up eventually. Any amount of effort to have made these movies legitimately decent would have paid off vastly in the long run. It just seems utterly bizarre that Disney would just YOLO this shit and stand around as their golden goose is slowly strangled for what ever gold flakes they can pick out of the shit

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    Hands down, for the production money that went into it, The Hobbit trilogy.

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      This is the only movie series that legitimately made me mad. The book seemed so simple to adapt to the screen. Just follow the book, with a little cut out to help with screen time, and watch the money roll in. Instead, we got one of the worst book adaptations Hollywood’s ever seen.

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      From the moment they decided to milk it for three movies I knew it was going to suck. It’s a simple little adventure story ffs.

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    Unpopular opinion but, Avatar 2: The Way of Water. While it was mostly visually stunning, the writing was just “too painful”.

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      Very popular opinion. What a huge waste of time. Most expensive B movie ever, and doesn’t have the camp value to pull off how bad the script is.

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      At this point, I don’t even know which one that is. Every damn on I’ve seen has been trash and I swear they are all named something like the fall of such and such. Basically making it impossible for anyone to know what order they’re in.

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    I couldn’t make past 20 minutes of Cats. It’s just so bad and weird it makes me uncomfortable watching it.

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    Jupiter Ascending - Terrible acting, story & let’s not talk about the CGI

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    The Super Mario movie is probably top of the list. The jokes fell flat and the entire movie was just Nintendo references. I get it’s a kid movie, but damn, Pixar knows how to make a movie for all ages. I guess I was hoping for the same.

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    It’s a so bad it’s good kinda movie but Blood Diner. It’s an 80s horror flick me and a buddy found at blockbuster on vhs when we were younger. Shit was hilarious.

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      Yes! Sheetar! That movie was a trip. There were so many odd choices, like wtf was up with the guy who is 100% puppet always sitting at the diner. I actually really like that band in the caveman getups at the end though and tracked them down. It’s a guy name Dino Lee and he bills him self as “the king of white trash”. I could only find one or two videos of them performing live and one record i picked up on diacogs for like $3.

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        Lol I was hoping someone would chime in about that movie. Its pretty wild. I vividly remember the scene with the car bouncing up and down oj hydraulics smashed that guys head and me just laughing really hard at how ridiculous it looked.

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    I don’t watch very many movies and this might be a controversial answer but the Hunger Games (at least the first movie, I’ve only seen the first one). It actually took me a whole month to watch it because the first time I tried to watch it, I fell asleep about 5 minutes in and I had to build up the mental fortitude to actually finish watching it. And it took me a total of three sittings to watch because I didn’t have any connection to the story or the characters at all. I think I also remember the second half of the movie being actually good (not great, just good) but nothing really notable happens in the first half.

    I think if they gave less time to the back story of the characters and focused more on the hunger games portion, it might have been fine.