Act your wage.

Less out of place but still comically odd.

Hello, nothing here except cactus.

Must have been a swordfish.

Some people don’t have an internal monologue, I can’t find the original source but stuff on the internet say 30-50%.

They just keep reinventing trains except shittier.

I’m not your buddy, guy.

Zuckerberg: Yeah so if you ever need info about anyone at Harvard

Zuckerberg: Just ask

Zuckerberg: I have over 4,000 emails, pictures, addresses, SNS

[Redacted Friend’s Name]: What? How’d you manage that one?

Zuckerberg: People just submitted it.

Zuckerberg: I don’t know why.

Zuckerberg: They “trust me”

Zuckerberg: Dumb fucks

'Cause if you like it, then you should’ve put a ring buffer on it

zefrank’s less educational but maybe more humorous take

I’m a little glad I got laid off just when this was starting to become a huge thing at the end of 2024/2025 and missed the most intense parts of this.

[object Object]

Behind the bastards

What was I thinking?-after every interruption that could have been an email

As a generation that has experienced several once in a lifetime events. Lol. Lmao even.

But that price is for a 6 pack, who needs 6 grand pianos?

Technically anything can be a weed if it’s growing where it’s not wanted.