Or we live in a fully deterministic universe and I’m being flung through it against my will.

I love starting projects!

Sure, why the heck not 🤷

🤷

At this point, twitter fights are slime-on-slime violence.

Not until we’re married, anyway.

You could say it was a time of gargoyles.

Ew, we know that hand’s been 🤮

Red beans and rice is a good dish that will give you vital protein.

“Would you like to call an UberAmbulance?”

The Seal of Unsubstantiated Claims

“Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth with Money in My Hand, Oh Wait There’s a Working One Right Next to It.”

It’s supposed to be a “kinky boot.” People always leave that first part out.

“Wow, what great coding! You’re totally a viking!”

Just one vertebrae of it, but yes.

Close, it’s my mother wearing a sweater in heaven.

A tree, you say? Interesting… how about this one:

Mr. Pills assures me that you are very talented and sane.

He’s gonna get the juice everywhere though!

I was hoping this would be some one I knew, but it looks like she didn’t turnip.

“Come out to the couch… have a few laughs…”