No. No it’s not. I speak both fluent English and Dutch and German is an absolute bloody nightmare.

And your mother tongue is…?

PEM is the pits. Also, this exertion can be mental too, so you might have read a really difficult book or done a course and whammo, here we go.

My doc refuses to test for lyme “because you might have had it some other time.”

Wut?

Many people don’t notice they have Covid. Getting more and more brain fog is classic post covid syndrome.

Private planes are rented out to other people when the owner isn’t using it.

Used plastic can be used to make other things. Over here a lot of benches that have to sit outside all day are made of recycled plastic. I’ve also seen it used to make footpaths across swampy areas because it takes less maintenance than wood.

Alan Rickman, the entire Voyager cast and half the LOTR cast.

I don’t really need to. When I get an MOT or a repair they give me a thorough itemised bill with a date on it and I keep those in a folder.

Der Goldene Adler.

It’s so bad that you usually have to ask which one.

You agree with the invasion of Ukraine?

“Heart attack” straight after coming up with a bunch of sanctions against Russia.

A certain British road map, for London to be precise.

I use it because it gives me the speed cameras.

I always check the route first because sat navs are stupid. So yeah, I remember the route after a while.

The housing bubble got me because we bought a cheap house, got divorced and then I couldn’t afford to buy a new house. Now I live in an apartment with quadruple the rent of my old mortgage.

As do many military attacks (like the bombings of London, Dresden, Mainz, Kyiv, etc.)

There is a bunker under the “ballroom”. I’m assuming they’re revamping it to make it liveable.

(Holy) Birma:

Partial to spider plants.

Burmese:

Penchant to eating spider plants unknown.

Not this again. Again without a proper explanation so you have to watch a whole bunch of videos. No.